*THIS IS AN IN-CHARACTER ACCOUNT BASED OFF THE MUSICAL "THE NIFTY FIFTIES", AND ALL CHARACTERS BELONG RESPECTIVELY TO Pioneer Drama, Tim Kelly, and Bill Francoeur*
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Members:
Donald Spinney, soda jerk
Sinbad Gallucci, biker boy
Ziggy Springer, pop idol
Jughead, local nerd
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Donald Spinney's the name! Best in the business! Care for a fizz cola? Some tell me that when I sing, I sound just like Ziggy! Well... only for a second or two. I'd hate to brag, but I met Ziggy in person. He performed at the luncheonette I work at. I know his cousin. Just between you and I, Sinbad is quite gay.
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I'm Sinbad. Sinbad Gallucci. You've come to the wrong side of the internet, buster. I'll split you in two. What's that? You wanna come closer? Pfft. I dare you.
W-Wh-What???? Y-You callin' me g-gay?! aHahAHAHAHAH- YOU TRYNA BE FUNNY *punches camera*
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Ziggy Springer here. Only the most most important pop singer in the nation. Oh, Baby, anyone? That's my most popular song. It's everywhere. Autographs are a nickel a piece. All other merchandise is 25 cents. At all participating locations.
And don't say anything, but that biker guy is pretty gay.
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Hi, I'm Jughead Jarvis! I like comic books and other cool stuff like that. I really love movies! Specifically horror movies like "The Blob!" I saw it down at the Bijou a while ago! It is the best thing ever! That movie was a solid 10/10! Enita Corsaut is beautiful! And that Steve Martin is a dreamboat! *ahem* I mean, for a dude.
Anyways, did you hear? I think Sinbad is gay! For me, can you believe it?! Gives me the jitters just thinking about it...
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