This person's name is Sofe. 

She likes long walks on the beach. Because she's a bitch.

She also likes to have fun in the most wonderful way possible. An example of that is sleeping in her bed.

This human being is not actually a human being because it's true identity is a sock.

All she wants to say is that she is the most boring sock you'll ever meet.

 Before you go, she wouldn't like you to read her book TROUBLES OF BEING A MIDDLE CHILD. She also wouldn't like you to click on it because, just because.

She also wouldn't like to end this note with a bang. 

So...bang.