SoftyDrinky

Some poems I wrote recently https://www.wattpad.com/story/222683069

graffitihound

So many puns, I'm such a FAN-ta
          
          I love everything you DEW
          
          Things are looking 7-UP from here
          
          
          
          
          These are terrible XD

SoftyDrinky

Thank you very much for the condiment! Others mustard of my reputation and I’m sure they’ll hear of your glorious puns as well.
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graffitihound

I'll RELISH those puns, I guess I need to KETCHUP to your level!
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SoftyDrinky

That’s the SPRITE. The worse the puns the better! Puns are the ROOTbeer of who I am! They don’t coca-call me the pun master for nothing!
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