TheOfficialDUDE

I swear, every new music artist out here nowadays is driven by one prompt and one prompt only; to absolutely take the piss out on KIDZ BOP.
          
          They be throwing swear words left and right, sexual innuendos become a staple in every chorus, and rappers just go hammy about how many drugs they’ve taken in the booth. It’s like a collective middle finger to KIDS BOP, like: “CENSOR THIS SHIT MOTHERFUCKER.”

I know that someone out there on this app needs to hear this, and I may not know who, but just know that it can get better.
          
          I get it, shit happens, and it can make you feel like everything is going wrong. It’s okay to feel like shit, it’s okay to feel weak and vulnerable: those things prove we are human. But what is NOT okay is to do nothing about it. Things won’t get better if you just sit there and let things happen. If you are unhappy with your life, then you cannot afford to sit there and do nothing. If you want change in your life then you need to make it happen.
          
          So get up. Get out there and make something of yourselves. Go to the gym, study hard, socialise, and do what you love. Prove yourself - not to your parents, not to your peers, not to your lovers - prove yourself to YOU. Be somebody that you love, be somebody that you are happy to be. When you learn to love yourself, only you can truly break yourself.
          
          This was SomDUDE, and he believes in you.
          - XOXO
          
          

The amount of accounts I see saying “Kill all men” and other such sentiments is honestly really concerning. And the fact that so many people on this site agree with that maxim is even more terrifying.

SomNEWS:
          
          Sorry for the stagnant update schedule. I know I promised that Rumour Has It chapter 5 would be out this months but i’m finding difficulty in writing the chapter without giving away too much.
          
          Additionally, i’ve considered increasing chapter length from 3000+ words to 6000+. This is entirely because it’s hard to write everything into a 3000 word limit.
          
          The next chapter will be out sometime within the next two weeks (depends entirely on my schedule). Chapter 5 will primarily be tackling the lore, world setting, and most importantly, the tomboy.

I think I forgot to hit the ‘announce to followers’ button for my last post, so go read that if you haven’t yet.

As a result of a recent poll for my book “Rumour has it”, the option of ‘meet the tomboy’ won by a landslide. That concludes the poll. Expect the new chapter to be ready within the next 3 weeks or so.

My birthday is today. Started it out by getting my first drink with my family. Today I learned that I do not like vodka.
          
          On a related note, I figured out that today I am a lightweight.

One hundred followers...Huh...
          
          Welp, I guess nows a good a time as ever to post a new chapter.

This girl in my class told me I wasn’t funny, and I’m not gonna lie, that shit hurt more than any insult I’ve ever been called.

I just won an argument against some girl on Pinterest who told me that, and I quote, “You can’t be racist to white people.” And it was in that very moment I realised how utterly doomed this generation is.