Hello, no too formal, Howdy 👋, I'm not American, umm British greeting? Ello Ello 👋, too stereotypically British. Umm Greeting, this is Princess Azula of the fire nation and I have a public service message; don't set the world on fire, make it your bitch instead. 

Fvckin' nailed it.

You probably want to know something about me, well, I'm a bisexual person from the UK, I love Marvel, Avatar the last airbender, red Queen, am a nerd and love a fuck ton of other shit soo yeah. That all you need to know
Oh and I also like Percy Jackson 👍

You don't knows who we are, and so we are everywhere. And we shall rise, red as the dawn.

Okay bye 👋