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Dear tomato,
Okay- that sounded too formal...
Hey tomatooooo,
I just wanted to tell you that when you grow older, three things happen. First, your memory goes. Then- I don't remember the other two. HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU FUCKERRRRRR!
Now that you're 18, you're offically legal! You can go to bars, drink alkohole without hiding, get arrested, hook up with people and have a big hot streamy SEX with them!!! not that I'm saying that you have to do those things tho! Nah ah, not at all. Not at all.
I hope that your birthday is great, because it's the reason to celebrate.
Ooooof, that rhymed!!!!! Amma legend. I honeslty can't describe how lucky you are for having a friend like me. Bish, am fucking amazingablitiy!!!!
Anyways, happy birthday you little old boring little shit. I LOVE YOUUUU!
Esra, potato.