SomeSh_ttyPerson

So I adopted (as in bought) a child (as in an elephant) at the Mr. DIY store and THEY'RE SO FCUKGN CUTE AWWWSNRNDNSAN
          	
          	 I named them Matcha cuz they're colored lime and stuff :3

SomeSh_ttyPerson

Hello y'all
          
           So I moved into a condominium (hehehe condom) and my cellular data works so yeah. I'm gonna order a McDonald's burger even though I didn't eat ever since nine hours ago (It's currently 6PM). 
          
           Also Merry Early Christmas :D

SomeSh_ttyPerson

@Voxley 
            You win the "'condom' ehsjsnansvsnane" challenge
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Axolotl_Author

@SomeSh_ttyPerson 
            nice!! hope your new CONDOMinium is very comfortable :D
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SomeSh_ttyPerson

I forgot what happened before it, but I remember when I was going to he bathroom to wash my face (specifically my eye because it was dry; you'll understand), there was this tall girl named Lexi looking at the mirror as she was talking with her friend who was beside her. That was normal, except for what she was saying. What was she saying?
          
           "DUDE, SANTA CLAUS IS SO HOT, LIKE—"
          
           And then I said the loudest "w h a t" I've ever said, and Lexi turned to me, and then it was followed by awful silence, and then she replied
          
           "...hi :)))"
          
           "You heard nothing :))))"
          
           I'm scared

SomeSh_ttyPerson

@Axolotl_Author 
            And the fact that I was already 
            traumatized when my Gr.3 teacher reminded me that Santa ain't real (he IS real)
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SomeSh_ttyPerson

@Axolotl_Author 
            Let's just say that Laufey mentioning Santa is a metaphor... yeah :]
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XxSuperNovaaxX

The way my jaw dropped :O
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SomeSh_ttyPerson

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I’m so fucking lazy to animate an eye☹️

yeWONhen

@SomeSh_ttyPerson its ok pookie i cant even draw an eye
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ApansPan

@SomeSh_ttyPerson I don't even know how to animate but I can draw eyes ={
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Axolotl_Author

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@SomeSh_ttyPerson 
            Relatable,
            I'm so fucking lazy to animate someone walking istg looked like they were having a seizure (no disrespect intended)
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V3RY_C00L_P3RS0N

HEY POOKIE :D

SomeSh_ttyPerson

@V3RY_C00L_P3RS0N 
            GOOD! I just took a shower so I didn’t answer immediately. 
            
            There’s someone I kinda like at the school I’m going to but if I speed things up it will be cringe af
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SomeSh_ttyPerson

This may be out of pocket, but there's this sexuality term that's been in my head for a while now ever since I've heard of it.
          
          Berriromantic/Berrisexual is the sexuality for mainly having an attraction to feminine-aligned genders but rarely to masculine-aligned genders.
          
          Almondromantic/Almondsexual is the opposite; liking masculine-aligned genders but rarely for feminine genders.
          
          Almondsexual really fits me. The name is stupid for being a literal seed but I fw it

yeWONhen

@SomeSh_ttyPerson woahh whats next cashewsexual
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Axolotl_Author

@SomeSh_ttyPerson 
            wow you learn something new every day ig, these are cool
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SomeSh_ttyPerson

Christmas doesn't feel Christmasy anymo

ApansPan

I was thinking the same thing lol but I feel like the day before Christmas eve will be a white Christmas so I'm praying 
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