Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.

Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, Do you know how to drive this thing?
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What's up? This is Nova! I'm one of the Troublemakers here, and in reality I don't know what the heck Shado is doing. Don't ask me. Well, here are 5 things about myself. 
- I have no life
-Never backed down to a dare
-I think the five facts about myself thing idea is stupid.
-I'm lazy
-I don't know what else to put. Um, my favorite color is white. Yeah. That works.
-I have sunglasses. If you ever put them on me, I go insane and kill people to make them into 🍰. Beware.

Hey dudes 
Its me Neeks 
I guess i have to tell you five things about me 
-im the oldest from my siblings 
-im emo af 
-skinny jeans = 👌
-the most shopping i have ever done is when hot topic had a sale
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Here we will be giving advice on how to make your parents mad, and how much trouble we caused in our lives 

( WARNING: You are entering a war zone proceed with caution )