Hoi wanna b meh frand of course yu do u silly lil shoe so um yeah im a loser so plz im desperate and u look cool asf and all my friends are kind of losers (no offense to everyone ive ever met) plz
Okay, time to talk like a normal person. Be meh friend. Please. Man, I sound obviously desperate when I beg like that and it makes me depressed. But you look like someone wayyyyy out of my league so I thought "Why not give not being complete and udder trash a try," and not to be rude, my friend (I think) but I found out that you were trash (the good kind) as well and I thought we could be trash together.
