Name: Mr. Perfect
Sex: no thanks
In a relationship with: my pillow
Language: sarcasm
Age: timeless
I can sweep you off your feet because my converse shoes have no traction.
I write those sappy poems you go "awww" at, even if I don't know crap about love.
If you're a girl with a great sense of humor, feel free to leave your number below. :P
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SomeonelikeNate
Mar 07, 2012 03:57AM
@tiptoe13 My mistake, my mistake. What about...love?View all Conversations
Stories by SomeonelikeNate
Like a Shooter
You're the screensaver on my computer./
I love you like a shooter loves to kill./
Your face it covers my wall...
For Real
Cheap beer and legs up to there/
Empty eyes and plastic blonde hair/
Drunk come on's infused with the booze/
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