I could be a kickass Irish spy working undercover for MI6 in India, with hot Japanese ninja enemies who have got eight pack abs that anyone would drool over except me because they fight like hell and it's my duty to make sure they rot in the pits of Tartarus.
Or, I could be a perfectly normal bilingual 16 year old girl who goes to school everyday and dreams of being a neurologist with writing and dancing as a hobby, listens to jazz music, fawns over Sean O'Donell, and generally lives her life trying not to disrupt other people's lives, not always succeeding.
Or, I could also be a half mermaid half human person who spends weekends with her underwater family, Poseidon and his kingdom. I could be one of those demigodly people who have an unrivalled rivalry with the god Ares...

It really all depends on how you view me.
But I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.