SomethingBakugou

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SomethingBakugou

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          Airi's mom: please
          Me: what's the magic word?
          Airi's mom: Please Im dying Need PB And J 
          Me: no, not the magic word
          Airi's mom: Plllllease 
          Airi's mom: 
          Me: WHAT IS THE MAGIC FUCKIN WORD HOE?!
          Airi's mom: F U C K  Y O U  B I T C H
          Me: The magic word is "daddy"
          Airi's mom: F U C K  Y O U  B I T C H
          Airi's mom: F U C K  Y O U  B I T C H
          Airi's mom: F U C K  Y O U  B I T C H 
          Airi's mom: F U C K  Y O U  B I T C H
          Airi's mom: Daddy
          Me: .
          Me: .
          Me: .
          Me: .
          Me: .
          Me: .
          Airi's mom: NO DADDY BITCH
          Me: .
          Me: .
          Airi's mom: Daddy
          Me: .
          Me: okay
          Airi's mom: NO DADDY BITCH
          Airi's mom: Dat ass 
          
          
          And that has been "sisters texting" with Idiot and Kawaii

SomethingBakugou

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          Airi's mom: TURN AWAY AND SLAM THE DOOOOOR
          Airi's mom: I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY GOIN TO SAY THOSE HOES CAN EAT THE SNOW
          Airi's mom:  The cold never bothered me anyway
          Me: YOU ANSA ME BITCH, I WAN KNOW, ARE YOU CHEATIN ON AIRI!?
          Airi's mom: NO I'M NOTTTTT BITCH
          Airi's mom: Bless you
          Airi's mom: You sneezed
          Me: Fine hoe. And for the the record, that was a cough
          Airi's mom: Did you get LET IT GWOOOOO TURN AWAY AND SLAM THE DOOOOOR I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY GOIN TO SAY THOSE HOES CAN EAT THE SNOW The cold never bothered me anywayFine hoe.
          Me: the fuck you gone and said now hoe?
          Airi's mom: please give me my PB and J
          Me: no

SomethingBakugou

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          Let's start from the beginning! Beware, this is.... two sisters texting. LET'S START! (Airi is my sister's stuffed umbreon, I have my sister under "Airi's mom" In my phone.)
          
          Me: What are you doing???       (4 PM)
          Me: Hewow?
          Me: hiya bud
          Me: ARE YOU CHEATING ON AIRI!? 
          Airi's mom: Shut up
          Airi's mom: Ugh
          Airi's mom: UwU (4 o 4 PM)
          
          Airi's mom: You owe me one! So make me PB and J 
          Me: How the   F U C K   do I owe you PB and J?!?!?!??!?
          Airi's mom: I cleaned up when mom asked you to -2 you owe me ONE!!!
          Me: When?????
          Airi's mom: When we were watching Pokemon Videos
          Me: Huh?
          Airi's mom: But I remeber THAT HAPPPPPPPEND
          Me: *is genuinely confused* I do  N O T   recall this
          Airi's mom: Just do it
          Airi's mom: please
          Me: First. Answer my question from earlier, are you cheating on Airi?
          Airi's mom: No
          Me: reaaaaaaallllyyyyy????? Cause you walking round with those sparkly hoes, and I see you
          Airi's mom: ...
          Airi's mom: LET IT GWOOOOOOO
          Me: W E L L ? !

Magdalene-Baxter

Hi! I hope I'm not bothering you, I just wanted to say thanks so much for taking the time to add my story No Choice to your reading list! I hope you will enjoy the story as much as I've enjoyed writing it, and please feel free to contact me if you have any feedback or questions for me!