Regret.

“I’m an old ass man” is here for a comeback. Stronger and pervy’er then ever. Ch 5 pt 1 will be published at 9pm CDT tonight.

I’m such a homosexual 
          I wanna cuddle someone to sleep facing each other and give small kisses as we sleepy giggle at  each other like HDJSOKSNDBD GIMMIE GIMMIE <3 
          
          -Virgil 

After the oranges thing- I want to write a real smut but I’m not going to it nobody wants it because I’ll embarrass myself for nothing ✨ I might just on my main ngl- but yea? -Virgil 

A camping date night start the night sharing s’mores letting the marshmallows connect your lips end it with other white things across your lips ;)

Wanna kiss a pretti boi 

the amount of AHHHHHHHH T-T lol

i dont even know why i even followed yall /j

henlooo

Also fucking snowman sex:
          “Hurry I’m melting!”

Old people sex:
          “Aha~ Harold go faster!”
          “I’m tryin not to break me hip Barbra!”