SongOfDoom

who even likes this profile lmao stop fanning me, losers

SongOfDoom

People on this website need to start doing their research. ESPECIALLY the APH 'nerds', who 'looked up everything' before they made their crappy OC who's a fanon country and half-demon and comes from am abusive family and has every nation-tan in the canon at her feet with her beautiful golden-silver eyes and gorgeous black hair with blue highlights and superpowers and endless barrage of talents and double-d sized breasts and huge but cutely small butt and awesome personality?
          
          You guys literally have literally almost all of the known knowledge in the world as we know it st your fingetips! You can look up what the Teutonic Knights were, the best damn brownie recipe in the world, that Fucking village in Austria, why the sky is blue, why martians may or may not exist, whether iPads are really just bigger iPhones, where in the world is Carmen Sandiego - all in ten seconds flat! But yet, you choose NOT to use Google! Why? It has plenty of benefits! 1) It doesn't make you look like a total dumbass by providing intelligent information, 2) it doesn't waste THAT much of your time, 3) it's almost as simple as moving your hand down to your pants so you can whack it to teh hawt yaois all day, 4) it can provide helpful hints and tips so u dnt talk lyke dis n look lyke a huuuge losr <3 ;) :( :,( ...
          
          Look, guys. JUST USE GOOGLE, FOR THE SAKE OF FRIEDRICH THE II. 
          
          (Synopsis: some of you disappoint me. Especially the ones in my own fandom.)