Not Gundhams Gf

When you want to gay with her but she just wants to hold hands

People be like: OMG YOU'RE SO SMART!
          
          Like thanks it's the fucking childhood trauma

Imagine a fish being a higher priority than your fucking child lol. My parents can get fucked

Ever just relate to a character's trauma so much but you hate them so you try to act like you aren't a kinnie?

"To prepare for a test you need to know when it is" -My Geography teacher.
          
          "Sorry we can't confirm when your test is so we'll just say dates that you aren't in the class until the day before the test and expect you to know when to be ready for it" - Also my Geography teacher.
          
          Thanks dude I haven't studied and now I'm getting up at 4am before school to study so I don't fail and get screamed at by my abusive family✌️

HEYO MAYO!!!