My name is Bale the Boi. I'm X years old. My house is in the northeast section of Miskatonic, where all the Outer Gods are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the owo uwu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally smoke. I'm in bed by 2 PM, and make sure I get sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I may or may not wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues of immediate concern at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
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Frances The Mute - Story Adaptation
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The only unique single released by The Mars Volta, composed into a near-incoherent story.