Shelley, I would happily pay for a £4.75 train ticket for you to come to Scotland. I'm not a cheap skate like @EnragedSquirrel who only pays £3.60! Can you believe it? You only deserve the best my darling!
@enragedsquirrel this is your que for us to fight to the death for Shelley's love. Who ever wins gets a rendition of their favourite Arabian song and gets to cuddle up and watch the hairy bikers. Or we could just ignore Shelley and we could sing destinys child and laugh at the hairy bikers? You in? If not, meet me a few miles east of my town.