Sophie

Hi I love the shaytarda as well

hey! please check ouy my new story! it will mean the world to me:DD

@chellefillion45 I've already read spin the bottle x

The Janoskians are mine, sorry :p

hey there, sophie :D thank you for the follow -- it really means a lot to me!

Shelley, I would happily pay for a £4.75 train ticket for you to come to Scotland. I'm not a cheap skate like @EnragedSquirrel who only pays £3.60! Can you believe it? You only deserve the best my darling! 

@enragedsquirrel this is your que for us to fight to the death for Shelley's love. Who ever wins gets a rendition of their favourite Arabian song and gets to cuddle up and watch the hairy bikers. Or we could just ignore Shelley and we could sing destinys child and laugh at the hairy bikers? You in? If not, meet me a few miles east of my town.

Also, I know it's you Shelley, my babe, my life, my world, my whole entire existence. Make me some curry for me coming home. Love you baby ;) x

@helloimheretoread I forgot to mention, the way that your high squeaky voice echoes around the music store and the way you beautifully sing "Saryna Lalinsla" the Arabian chart topper. You are so beautiful with your plucked eyebrows and big, fat, juicy lips, great for kissing. 

@enragedsquirrel @helloimheretoread yes. I'm sorry I couldn't tell you in person. I just just didn't have the confidence. I think you are a strong independant women and I like that about you. I love the way you spit when you talk, lick your crisps, cry when your lost and the way you look so sexy when your stirring up a big pot of sausage curry. Love you baby ;)