SophieJediKnight
Me: (at library) (getting my holds)
Mom: You have a Danielle Steel book?
Me: So what if I have a Danielle Steel book? You haven't read any Danielle Steel; you shouldn't judge. And I can read what I want!
Mom: Fine, okay.
Me: (to librarian) Excuse me? This Danielle Steel book isn't mine.
Librarian: Oh, sorry. (puts book where it was with someone else's holds)
Mom: (looks at me weird)
Me: #defendallreaders