*types random facts about self and strokes invisible beard*

'Should I put this here?? Nehh...'

*shakes head and deletes words*

*thinks* 'Wait, what if I just write about the deleted description? Aw yeah, this is gonna blow everyone's minds!!'

*types*

'Done!'

*inner voice speaks*

~Isn't this a little too confusing for a description's sake? Delete this monstrousity!!~

'But it's creative!!'

~What did you learn from watching Don't Hug Me I'm Scared?~

*mumbles*

'Green is not a creative colour...'

*inner self facepalms*

~Shoot, this is carrying on for too long, stop typing and forget this ever existed!!~

'But the forth wall's already broken! Just look!!'

*gestures towards a shattered wall*

~Are you serious right now? For real? Stop. Typing. Random. Shit.~

*raises brow*

'But, aren't you the one with the keyboard..??'

*inner self recoils in shocked and slowly...turns toward the sky*

~No...it can't be...I-I....~

*dramatic pause*

'You what?'

*inner self breathes slowly, turning towards the screen*

~I HAVE WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS WTF-~

*shrugs shoulders*

'Totally putting this as my description'

*boops OK button*