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*Stares at my unfinished drafts + 1000million fanfiction story ideas that I'll probably never write down, then back at my 676766767billion unfinished stories, exhausted.
Then, i had the bright idea of banging my face into the table. my head down. Face mushed against the wood.* ".. Fuck this, I'm going back to bed." *i say, voice muffled, as i push my face off of the table, stood up, the wooden legs of my chair screeching against the floor, slammed the windows open, scaring my cat and making him jump, named mikey, while doing so. I sighed. Took a reeeaaalllllyyyy deep breath in, and turn away to retire to my humble chambers.*
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*AHA!! FOOLED YOU!!*
*i dashed back to the window and jumped off a fucking window.*
Glitter and sparkles, babe.. idk. Give me motivation. Pls.