Soukoku_69_saygex

guys the first chap of the new fanfic might be VERY short so forgive me if it is </3

guys so uhm, what if i make a step-brother dazai x chuuya fanfic on ao3 and y'all go check it out there when it's done

hey guys, i have decided the next soukoku smut chapter is going to be the last one. There's going to be a plot at the end, which is gonna leave y'all to imagine what happens after but it's very implied. no unfortunately dazai and chuuya don't get married T^T

hc that beastchuu breastfeeds dazai

now why tf are people withholding chapters damn 

"it isn't gay to like femboys" is your brain a peanut

my hcs abt dazai:
          - has bandages practically everywhere
          - sometimes gets splitting migraines٫ so strong that yosano had to give him morphine once
          - has pneumonia
          - has an obsession with plushies٫ especially ones that can play recordings (he once went to build-a-bear and did 2 bears٫ one for him and one for oda. he had the recording of oda saying "i'm here٫ dazai" in his own bear and holds it at night.)
          - had 5 kittens when he was 15-20٫ donated 4 of them to fukuzawa
          - has a collection of painkillers٫ ask him a brand and he has it
          - might seem weird٫ but he always carries some chocolate around٫ but barely ever eats it himself
          - went with some hookers a few times٫ cuddles after and still sometimes goes with them
          - has yet another collection of razor blades
          - metabolism so fast he easily drops weight without even trying٫ even when eating normally
          - slender but slightly muscular. has abs٫ but not toned. just a bit visible. same thing with his biceps
          

"dazai can't sleep unless the room is completely dark" honestly that's the best way to sleep

i'm at the hospital rn and 2 little girls keep yelling٫ the "tings" from idk what keep making my noise-canceling headphones go off and muffle every fucking sound i'm getting too overstimulated rn i wanna go home٫ i can't even turn on my music cuz it leaks from my headphones and except for the girls yelling it's completely quiet in here omfg

I WANT TO SLEEP. I JUST WANT TO SLEEP.