Hello and welcome to my horrible profile! I write some things, usually short stories, so anything I write on here is sure to be garbage! Oh, but what's that, you say you like what I've written on here? Well that's your own opinion and don't 
Let anyone change that but you. But in my opinion, you're dead wrong it's horrible.
If that doesn't make it obvious enough, I hate what I write! Especially what I've written here! But don't worry, you can still like it.
The only things I consider even decent that I've written are some of the short stories. Maybe I should post those here... oh well, I'm lazy and nobody else will probably care either way.
And if you do decide to read the thing I have on here(assuming I don't post more), I shall warn you that it's horrible at the start. The writing at the very least gets better later in the story.
And since that's all I have to say at the moment, farewell random people who stumbled upon me!