We are stupid and we are all hoes for Kpop. This account is actually belonging to 3 idiots, we swear that we are not pedophiles. If we read unholy things, please bring hobi water or possibly bleach; we prefer Clorox. One of our members is a wannabe IU, one is a wannabe Taehyung, and another is a wannabe Jungkook's  girl.  We have a crazy bitch here, she is terrified of abs, please send her to mental institution. "Jungkook's girl" has a Jimin stan as a mom, please contact animal control. These 2 idiots insist that the other member is a rich fucker, we still believe that it's true. While I was typing this, the rich fucker said, "That's not true." Don't believe her, she's a liar.

Wannabe Taehyung - "I'm nice.. sometimes? 'Jungkook's girl' calls me a wannabe Taehyung but I disagree. Why? First of all, I'm nowhere near close to perfection. In fact, I'm the complete opposite." (Fan of SF9, EXO, NCT, Seventeen, Stray Kids)

Wannabe IU - This bitch is rich. Not like $uho rich, but somewhat rich. According to "Jungkook's girl", wannabe IU dresses up like the real IU. I don't really know if that's true, I don't know much about the real IU. (Fan of BTS)

Jungkook's girl - Now, this bitch, this bitch is crazy. She is whiny as hell. Don't crush her dreams of actually being Jungkook's girl (we all know it's impossible) or else she'll start whining in real life (save us from this possessed bitch). (Crazy fan of BTS)

-Wannabe Taehyung (can you please send a restraining order, wannabe Taehyung wrote this bio while wannabe IU was nearby)