USSR

Father 

Oi. Im Thé réal Soviet Union. 

D e m o c r a c y

*kicks open door*
          I BRING POTATOES!!!

C a p i t a l i s m 

I'm making pfp for my followers!
          I wanted to know if you'd like one!
          If so tell me what you'd like and I'll try to get it done!!

Hello

❝Jokes on you I'm already dead❞

@the_vodka_boi *glares at you for a bit, then salutes back*

*Hugs you* Sorry...I'm just lonely and really wanted a hug... *Cries*