(This is my alt account.)

БЛЯДЬ!  Где моя водка !?

"I don't tag my children because I'm mean."
"IM NOT A PEDO-"
"ABIDE BY MY BELT MOTHERFUCKER."
"Honestly, communism is better than capitalism."
"Send nudes 👉😎👉 (China CAN send nudes but it has to be different shit than the shit you already give me)"
"VROOM VROOM MOTHERFUCKER!"
 "ТЫ ДУМАБ, ЧТО ЭТО НЕ ТО, ЧТО ОЗНАЧАЕТ!"
"Suck my dick capitalists."
"I have a cold personality because my country is cold."
"HAH! EAT SHIT NAZIS!" 
"Drink vodka, smoke weed and stay safe."
"Almost half of my children speaks Spanish :/ "

Info about Soviet :
-Can suck your dick unless in 2 seconds
-Eats asses
-Height : 6'9
-Age : 69
-Soviet has never seen such bullshit before. *Insert mad Thomas the tank engine*
-Crush : БЛЯДЬ!! No сука!!
-Horny af
-Yes. I n c e s t.
-Imagines his kids as his pet animals

Info about about author :
-Female
-5'3 (A.k.a SHORT AF)
-Nationality : 🇩🇪🇷🇺
-13
-Half furry
-Aromatic (A person who doesn't like anyone but still enjoys sex)
-Gemini
-Loves to animate (Still learning)
-Has social anxiety (Well, in real life!)
-More of a digital artist, but can draw okay on paper
-Opt : -Is too scared to say her opts-
-Crush : Aromantic.
-The one you'll find in the corner of the party overdosing on vodka not talking to anyone
-Treats friends as dog shit (But not too bad)
-Very talkative to friends

"I say I have depression but they think I'm joking.."
"Not cool dude."
"Fuck off.."
"Maybe come back later? I'm not in a good mood."
"ITS NOT SUKA WITH A S IT'S CYKA WITH A C!"
"For gods sake, NAZI ISN'T 12!"
"-Laughs in weird and creative ships-"
"Damn it.. you did it again."
"If you already failed to do it, give up already."
"GET THE FUCK OUT!"
"Don't trust anyone, even yourself."