A side of self hatred and fries, please

WH AT DID I DO???

I just got to school and i have 188 notifications W H AT THE FU CK

[[SCREAMS IN SPANISH]] WHAT THE HELL DID I DO WHY ARE THERE 152 NOTIFICATIONS

I woke up and I have 152 notificatios wHAT DID I DO

you seem cool dood

Update: He called again. 3 more times.

this guy just called our home phone three times and left a message, which to sum it up, said "FUCK YOU, DUMBASS" (actual quote, no lie) ON PURPOSE and my mom legit just walked over to the phone, answered, and said, and i quote: "YOU JUST CUSSED OUT MY HOME- *indistinct chatter* WELL YOU CAN GO TO HELL."
          
          
          I love her 50% more now.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIL BRO
          
          10 MORE YEARS TILL YOU'RE 20

I'm having a sudden vivid memory of my 7th grade English teacher screaming about Romeo and Juliet after Juliet fucked Romeo and refused to marry the other dude and he asked a kid in our class why Juliet suddenly abjured the idea of marriage to her father and the kid shyly said, "because she slept with a dude and so she's a woman now" and my teacher was like "YEAH, HEY DAD, I JUST FUCKED A DUDE, I'M A WOMAN NOW" and like, screamed that at  the top of his lungs.
          
          yeah he was a really bad influence

help i copy pasted the entire Bee Movie script to my friend then painstakingly translated it to spanish and now he's reciting it in the middle of math what do i do