The Space Where The 4th Wall Was

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Guess whose still alive? And guess who has been working on parts of the story that will only get relevant in thirty chapters, so at my chapter per unit of time rate, next fucking planetary alignment.
          But yeah, definitely still alive, just life making it difficult to write and what is probably undiagnosed ADHD keeping me occupied with other things.

It's been a month already again
          
          where did time go
          
          
          at this point I'm convinced some god in control of time is currently lazing around or something.

Finally got around to publishing the new chapter. Been way too long.

As there has not been made a decision, I‘ll take the best parts of both ideas:
          I‘ll write a bit more, but not enough to finish the next segment completely so I can give you guys a *insert sparkles* Cliffhanger *insert more sparkles*
          
          hehehehehehe

Here me, here me
          A new message has been issued by central space hq (aka my brain):
          
          Almost done with a segment. Though currently the chapter is still pretty short. If I release it like this, I could probably release it tomorrow. If I want to make it longer I‘d probably still need like 2 weeks. Anyone can weigh in on the decision, otherwise I‘m just gonna throw a coin or something.

While I‘m again, procrastinating I thought I might tell you, mysterious reader, what my plans are for the book. Mostly because I‘m bored, but also because I think it might help me get my thoughts in order when I tell you guys about them.
          
          Currently the plan is to finish the book in the next 15ish chapters, so don‘t worry at my current writing speed you‘ll get the last chapter in like… the next 10 years. 
          
          I do have some plans for more stories afterwards, but who knows how long it will take to get those out. Also once I finished the book I might re-edit it and get my thoughts in order. Since the book has been written over… more than a year now some ideas I started I forgot about and are now kinda just hanging in the air.
          
          For the content of the book, I think for the observant eye it should not be too difficult to deduce who the antagonist is going to be. How that‘s going to play out you‘ll see. However I have just one thing to say: I don‘t like sandles.
          
          Anyway, that should be all for now, maybe I‘ll post some more later.
          If you have managed to read this far through my rambling, feel free to tell me your favourite fandom besides Portal. Because obviously portal is number 1, right? … Right? =)

Update, in case anyones been wondering how my... perfectly healthy and non-addiction level behaviour's been going:
          Great! I managed to write around 20 paragraphs that have to do something with the story, though most of them are plans for future parts of the story and not the next chapter. But hey, progress has been made nonetheless. Oh and I've increased my hours in minecraft by at least 200 so that's great, am I right?

Me: Hey, if I wait another 4 months until my next upload I don't need to write another christmas special
          Also me, moments later: Fuck, if I wait another 4 months until my next upload I don't need to write another christmas special-

You still alive?