Hey... I really can't right about myself well so here it is
My name is secret, my ninja mentor told me not to mention it, but I will be daring and confess! My name is actually Shania. 
I'm also not meant to tell you about me being a ninja or knowing any, but that would make my second line seem a bit rude so...
Right, I'm a 18 year old girl who enjoys singing, skateboarding and being sarcastic. Oh and also being a ninja in shopping centers with my best friend, Ninja 2.
Something you should know about me.... I am scared of Zombies... There is no need for that kind of madness.

Yes, even we ninja's are scared of somethings :D

I enjoy drawing and occasionly surfing, when it's not too cold, but I do live in Wales so yeah, that doesn't really work out to well for me... 
I also live right by the beach where dobby was buried and so I dig for him on weekends... Join me if you wish, at freshwater west, pembrokeshire...
Anyway, Tell me what you think, good or bad, I dont mind. (You will, however, if you say something bad... I'm a ninja. I know where you live. and your mother, I know where she lives too...) Dude just kidding... I know everything about you..... Just saying... Sensei Shania knows..Hunt you down she will.
Anyway.
Got some really good life advise for you right here...
Don't lick jellyfish, it stings.....
Seriously dont. If you do feel the urge to lick jellyfish then you should probably seek mental help. like I dont.
Bye now, and if you ever feel like coming to Wales....Well, ask yourself a few questions first...
Do I like sheep?
Do I like hills?
Do I like rain?
Do I like 19 year old ninja psychopaths stalking me?
If the answer is NO to any of the above then go to Holland....
And always remember:
DOBBY IS A FREE ELF!
Love you all dearly, but not really I have issues with most people so dont take it personally...
Cheerio now darlings!
PS I also have ninja cousins who see this.. hehe, so play nice children.....