Spaghetti_bixtch

America: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Britain periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’
          America: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.
          
          *oooh ideas..!*

Britain: What is wrong with you? 
          America: Loaded question. Elaborate. 
          
          *father-son duo! Also, you're his dad Britain, I'd like to think you know.*

Third: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don’t murder someone right now. 
          Fascist Italy: There are no books in prison. 
          Third: *sighs* Thank you. 
          
          *Scarily relatable... D:*

Fascist Italy: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was changing their name to Third Reich.
          
          *Third: I have never been so offended by something I 100% agree with*

Third: You made enough pasta that you could take it to lunch tomorrow. Put it in a container.
          Fascist Italy: Shovel the pasta into your face. Do it. Put it in your face. The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.
          
          *...mood...*

Fascist Italy: We wouldn’t last two minutes without Third.
          Fascist Italy:
          Fascist Italy: Don’t tell them I said that.
          
          *Don't worry Fascist, I won't (will)*

Soviet: Third won’t come out of their room!
          America: Just tell them I said something.
          Soviet: Like what?
          America: Anything factually incorrect.
          Soviet, shrugging: If you say so.
          Third, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a fucking PLANET?
          
          *need I explain?*

Soviet: I dare you- 
          Third: America is not allowed to accept dares anymore. 
          Soviet: Why not? 
          America: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say. 
          
          *probably true *shrugs**

Third: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying?
          America: Damn, if people did that to each other, Soviet would've killed me years ago.
          
          **nods sympathetically* Yes Ame, I can relate.*

America: *speaking Spanish*
          Third: I know, I know.
          Soviet: You speak Spanish?
          Third: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language America speaks.
          
          *Headcanon that America can speak a bunch of languages accepted. Also this would happen, I'm calling it*