Spaniel Towel

I love your username

I'm currently working on a new story. I don't know when it will be up but I'm excited. Feel free to reply to this with questions about it.
          
          Bye ily! ❤️ - Allie

Your profile pic is everything!!!! ❤

I might start working on a story but idk. I'm just bored and thinking of ideas.
          
          
          
          
          byeee -Allie 

Happy birthday child! 

I don't think I'm gonna continue writing the Dan x reader sorry. 
          
          
            -Birthday Girl (yay)

 
          first things first you're freakishly tall its weird you look like a noodle you got hair that was cool in 2007 and wet you just look like a poodle you throw in a really annoying posh voice and yup thats Dan you're what happened if Winnie the pooh fucked slenderman you procrastinate making videos cause being judged is scary you're so close to being forgotten the hates imaginary the only reason you get views is you're another white guy that people ship with his friend cause they think its kawaii oh Reasons why Dans a fail I'll give you some you never tweet you overeat all you do is cry and sleep your jokes are shitposts and memes with no originality your family's sad you flopped your law degree at university and anything embarrassing thats from your past you should delete you were vegan for like three weeks but what you missed tge meat wow I'm so impressed by your clear moral integrity  you try so hard to be peaceful and diplomatic but can't make toast without Tumblr saying you're problematic I could go on theres more if I check theres more things on this list than chins on your neck on your birthday you joked you were a quarter way to death 100 yeah when getting out of bed makes you out of breath so your celebrity crush was j-law but now its Evan P what the fuck even is your sexuality its hard to put you in a box when you keep it so blurry I think its just to hide that you're secretly a furry I-I'm joking obviously okay that went deep repress it yup before I start crying lets wrap this shit up I'm gonna go and masturbate then cry into a slice of pizza shoutout to the other YouTubers especially Ryan Higa a cringe compilation mixed with cultural appropriation met with no depreciation its the YouTube nation click subscribe if you wanna watch 4 videos a year to see my last one from 10 years ago just click over here so leave a comment with your reaction you can call me a liar cause you just witnessed the roast of danisnotonfire
          you're welcome ❤

I'm sorry I haven't updated my story in a while. School sucks and I have so much homework but I'll try to update today or tomorrow.
                            
                see ya - Allie

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I like how it's your first week on wattpad and you're already writing. It took me eight months to work up the courage.