What goes on in my life: 
Sparky(me, awesome, Mexican-Asian, can't decide which) : I will stab you!
Mark (kind of fat, all around lamely funny dude): Why is there a fork on the ground?
Sparky: ITS MINE NOW! 
Trevor (annoying dude that I used to like sort of after I got over that we were friends and now...uh..I don't know): Haha Sparky, that was pretty funny.
Sparky: Shut up, Trevor. 
Akarsh (uber Indian dude, used to have the hots for me, sure hope he doesn't now): Hey Nina--
Sparky: I already know--
Akarsh: But---
Nina: I DON'T CARE 
Akarsh: It says you suck right here!
Sparky: I WILL stab you, I have the fork!
William (Super tall dude, AKA William the Giant, funny, dislikes me): No, no, that's not legal. 
Emily (My SUPER awesome not-Mexican SHE'S GUATEMALAN pink obsessed friend): Of course it is! 
Later...
William: Are you going to crawl in my window and kill me with a fork? 
Sparky: Well, I don't--actually I do know where you live...
William: Yeah. You do...wait, you don't know where my dad lives. 
Sparky: Yes I do
William: No, you don't. 
Sparky: Meh. 
Later...
William: Piranhas don't hunt Sparky. Sparky hunts piranhas. SHE CAN SMELL YOUR BLOOD. 
Later... 
William: I'm just going to slowly back away now...
Emily: Don't fall in that hole! 
William: What?! *looks behind him* 
*There is no hole*