whatup im jared im 19 and i never fuckin learned how to read

What's up 
          Homies 
          Im not dead yet 

Do u have a bf?

You got 1K!!!!!!!!!! Yeaaahh!!!
          (Even though we're literally strangers and I have zero information about you,) CONGRATS!!!!!!!!
          -continues watching BTS crack and fangirling over min Yoongi<3-

Grandma: don't stay up late we're going to see a movie tomorrow at ten
          Me: okay
          Also me: *watches phan edits and somehow, five hours later, gets to a tutorial for how to make Swiss cheese easily at home*

I just watched A Dog's Purpose and I don't think I've ever cried as hard in my life

:):)

I saw your bio.
          
          Marry me

YOU DESERVE EVERY ONE OF THESE FOLLOWERS. CONGRATULATIONS ON HITTING ONE THOUSAND. 

I'M GOING TO CRY

WE MADE IT TO 1K DO YOU KNOW HOW HAPPY I AM