SparklePoops3

Signing off guys!! Bye bye for now!!

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Me and my Pintrest board full of Byler looking at each other after the finale: 
          
          &(᨟ ͜● ᨟)& &(᨟ ͜● ᨟)&
          
          -They’re clowns btw bc I look like a BOZO thinking Byler would become canon :[

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@SparklePoops3 REAL LIKE WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT RANDO
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(Part 3) It’s not just Byler that I’m mad about, there’s lots more. Here lemme just give you a summarized list:
          
          -EL DIES FOR NO REASON (ik that she made the choice to sacrifice herself for the greater-good but come on-)
          
          -The Mileven scene. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t hate on people who ship mileven but the kiss scene before El’s death is lowkey kinda random and feels misplaced, considering that it feels like her and Mike already broke up earlier in the season I just feel like it was unnecessary. Also it was kind uncomfortable to watch but idk I’m a Byler fan so maybe I’m not the most reliable source-
          
          -Henry’s powers. ITS SO RANDOM?! Like hello? Wdym bro found a magical stone and turned into a blood clot?! I need more explanations!! I hat exactly was the stone? What are its origins? Why did that guy that shot Henry have it in the first place (ik that’s kinda implied and stuff but I wanna know more)? It also felt so… idk…? Weird…? Like bro- idk but like I feel like there’s a lot of gaps that weren’t filled.
          
          -Vecna’s death. WHY WAS BRO SO EASY TO KILL?! Like this is a genuine question- why didn’t they just kill him in season 4 bc of how easy he was to kill?!
          
          -Vickie x Robin. I loved Vickie x Robin and it’s a great LGBTQ representation in the show but tell me why Vickie doesn’t show up when they’re all grown up?? I think it’s implied that they broke up which also delivers the same message of “your deserve love, but not if you’re gay.”
          
          In conclusion, the Duffer Bros fumbled and I don’t have high hopes for the animated series coming this year.
          
          -Spoops 

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(Part 2) My point is, that Byler was built up and hinted at so well throughout seasons 1-4 but at 5 it’s just kinda like they gave up :/
          
          Also can we talk about Mike’s narrative for Will at the end of the DnD campaign BECAUSE WTF WAS THE POINT OF THAT?! Like genuinely you build up this queer ship that many audience members can relate to but in the end you pretty much say: “You deserve love, as long as you’re not gay.” LIKE BRO also before you get all mad at me and being like “but Spoops, he still gets love” it’s a narrative and it’s implied that it doesn’t actually happen, it’s just what Mike imagines his friends’ lives like after they all move on and grow up.
          
          (Correct me if u was wrong on this pass paragraph, I’m just going off what I heard from someone else)

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(Part 1) I need to just come back on hear and write out how PISSED I am about the Stranger Things Finale (Spoiler Warning Obviously)
          
          (Oh btw imma be on the app for a little while bc after THIS TRASH CIMEMA I need a Byler pallet cleanser)
          
          Ok so by now yall have probably watched Stranger Things Season 5, and if you’re like me and love this show dearly and watched it was soon as you could, you’ve probably watched the finale, and I just gotta say… THIS IS BULLSHIT AHHHHHHHHH
          
          *clears throat* sorry :3
          
          So, pretty much not only did the Duffers Bros create so much space to make Byler canon (which would’ve been the logical thing to do considering all of the hints and nudges) THEY DID NOTHING?! LIKE HELLO?! Mike was like “we’re best friends” AND THEN NEVER ACKNOWLEDGES IT AGAIN?! And i know that the show isn’t just about Will and Byler and blah blah blah but the way they set it up it only made sense to make Byler canon.
          
          Now not to say that I over analyzed this but- lemme just list a FEW pieces of Byler evidence I’ve acquired through the seasons:
          
          -Car scene in season four with the painting, Mike knew that El didn’t commission it and not to mention the amount of times he looked AT WILL’S LIPS?! HELLO?! 
          
          -The tower scene in season five where Mike acknowledges Will and says that he and him are both “best friends” Ik this can be Mike letting Will down slowly but I just wanna point out that he treats his “best friend” better than el
          
          (Speaking of el quick Byler break, I wanna talk about how her and Max’s friendship LEFT THE CHAT THIS SEASON LIKE HELLO?! Will was more exited to see Max than el was and el and Max used to be besties! Anyways back to the Byler >wO)
          
          -“it’s not my fault u don’t like girls!” This one’s really self explanatory…
          
          -“Oh I didn’t say it” “you didn’t have to”
          bruh…