SpencersHell

"DON'T do that again or I fucking swear to God I'll take the chair and your door will be coming off again."
          Oh, I'm sorry, is me trying to make myself feel comfortable and less stressed out or anxious after you once again brought Brian in our house an inconvenience and bother for you? Oh, I'm "sorry". I'll try to not do that in your presence again.
          Context is that I was rocking my chair slightly back and forth.

Mother : Do you remember what we talked about the other day?
          Me : Sex.
          Mother : * shocked and uncomfortable with my sudden forwardness * Uh- N-No... More.. specific.
          Me : oh, Gay sex.
          Mother : NO! No... Think.. in context of the situation..
          Me : Now I'M confused.
          My older sibling whose been confused the entire time : Yeah, so it's not just that I'm stupid, right? This doesn't make sense.

It's valentine's day! Most places celebrate it as a day of love or friendship, however there is so much bloodshed around this holiday that most people don't know about. I encourage looking it up, unless you have a weak stomach, then don't.

*Puts on headphones and turns phone over after hitting play*
          
          *Loading video*
          
          *Expecting to hear a song about murder*
          
          *Hears random anime male trying to seduce someone*
          
          "What in the-" 
          
          *Picks up phone confused and slightly concerned* 
          
          "Did I click on (sibling)'s playlist?"
          
          *Sees screen*
          
          "Oh, no, just a (nope) game ad"
          
          *Moment of realization*
          
          "WTF!?*
          
          
          This just happened in class. No one saw or heard it, but I'm confused why YT thought I would want an ad like that. I don't have anything like that on my device.