Spencer Woods

Y'all, deep voices that are more than slightly irritated and degrading... I'm NUTTING

Am I writing shitty fanfics instead of working on my actual book? YES

Y'all, if my parents EVER found my smut... i would perish

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          Random commenter: mine are custom made :)

i am NOT sobbing about the fact that ACOTAR is getting a TV show

Bro when I get stabbed or shot in the future don't scream my name and come running for me bro like don't hold me in your arms and clutch my wound as you desperately tell me to hang in their bcos I hate seeing you cry and I'll just laugh even when I'm running out of breath and blood is trickling down my chin I'll still say some dumbass joke just to see your pretty smile bro no people are going to think we're gay

you don't wrote KISS for readers? you make readers suffer without kiss for slow burn? oh! oh! jail for author! jail for author for One Thousand Years!

if no one write fanfic about this book that I am working very hard on, you all are DEAD TO ME/j

HELP MY HEROXVILLAIN BOOK JUST READS LIKE A MEGAMIND FANFIC

Selina: stop stealing my boyfriend!!!
          Jerome Valeska, in the process of kidnapping Bruce in his sleep: but I made pie:(