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Wsg my pookie. GUESS WHOS ACTUALLY  POPULAR (idk how y’all)

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YALL WHO LET FLORDIANS HAVE HAMILTON FITS. (For those of y’all who are confused people in Florida are dressing up as Hamilton and lip singing “in the eye of the hurricane it is quiet.” CANT EVEN TAKE A HURRICANE SERIOUSLY. but can’t spel Hamilton with Milton ig)

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@STAR_SODA_15 nah cuz Milton was trolling them
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More school convos + band/choir convos cause I had a concert.
          
          
          Convo 1 (concert)
          Friend 1: she’s so fine 
          Me: I like men but SMASH.
          friend 1: mhm mhm facts!!
          
          
          
          Convo 2 (assembly):
          Me: I almost had a panick attack sitting where I was before mr.k went down to the gym
          Friend 2: I’m sorry, you ok?
          Me: Yeah, also why the dude with the old man sweater and long hair kinda..
          Friend 1: IKR.
          me: I’m down bad for Alex 
          Friend 1: ew.
          Friend 2: he’s nice n all but he tried to fuck my boyfriend without consent
          Me: I WOULD GLADY LET HIM FUCK ME. ANY TIME. ILL CONSENT
          Friend 1: of course you would
          Friend 3: what y’all talking bout?
          Me: men we would smash which includes teachers
          Friend 3: EW.

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YALL SCHOOL CONVOS CUZ SCHOOL IS BETTER THAN HOME ATP
          
          
          Convo 1
          Friend 1: you’re black.
          Me:  nuh-uh you got the wrong sibling girly-pop (referring to my half brother)
          
          Convo 2
          Friend 1: why’s your hair curly?
          Me: because—
          Friend 2: Because they became a six foot tall dread head from fourth period to sixth
          Friend 1: REAL.
          Me: Sophia I swear to god you interrupt me again and I’ll slap you.
          
          
          Convo 3
          A girl I know: if the braids stay in your hair is dirty.
          Me: no. I took a shower yesterday 
          The girl: then you’re lying.
          Me: Sophia.
          Friend 2: yeah?
          Me: can I braid your hair real quick?
          Friend 2: you can do one.
          Me: thank youuuu
          
          *btw her hair was clean and it stayed. It stays bc I know how to braid it tightly*

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@A_Moth_Named_Dave I can’t go cuz my grandparents ain’t here so they can’t pay :(
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YALL IS THERE A WAY TO JS STOP BEING POLISH ETHNIC WISE? LIKE JANN SHOULD’VE WON AND REPRESENTED POLAND BUT NO A GIRL WITH HALF THE VOTES WON. (and no it’s not Jo-Jo thank god)

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@EcLiPsEsUcKsDiCkS OH AND TO MAKE THIS POLAND SITUATION WORSE THEY CHOSE A NEPTO BABY WHO WAS WORSE CUZ THEY WANTED SWEDEN TO WIN.
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@EcLiPsEsUcKsDiCkS I AM A VICTIM. MY FATHER IS CZECH, POLISH, AND S.K. MY MOMS RUSSIAN AND GERMAN AND AFTER REALIZING THAT THEY FOUGHT ALOT
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These kids in my classes were saying free diddy and that they wanna make the class a diddy party. I DO NOT FEEL SAFE NO MOREEE