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More school convos + band/choir convos cause I had a concert.
Convo 1 (concert)
Friend 1: she’s so fine
Me: I like men but SMASH.
friend 1: mhm mhm facts!!
Convo 2 (assembly):
Me: I almost had a panick attack sitting where I was before mr.k went down to the gym
Friend 2: I’m sorry, you ok?
Me: Yeah, also why the dude with the old man sweater and long hair kinda..
Friend 1: IKR.
me: I’m down bad for Alex
Friend 1: ew.
Friend 2: he’s nice n all but he tried to fuck my boyfriend without consent
Me: I WOULD GLADY LET HIM FUCK ME. ANY TIME. ILL CONSENT
Friend 1: of course you would
Friend 3: what y’all talking bout?
Me: men we would smash which includes teachers
Friend 3: EW.