Spider-Addison

"It is Wednesday, my dudes." "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"I brought you frankincense." "Thank you." "And I brought you mur-" "Thank you." "murder." "*Gasps* Judas, no!"

Stomach: Can I have some water, please?
          Me: Pepsi :)
          Stomach: Please, I'm begging you, no more.
          Me: We're :) having :) Pepsi :)

"Hello," "Hello," "Hello," "Hello," "Hello," "Hello."

"Ayyyyy, you know this boy got his free tac-" *Falls*

*Blowing vape on table* * cameraman blows it away* "ADAM"

"Sleep? I don't know about sleep...it's summertime" "You ain't go to bed?" "Oh she caught me"

Did you do the DiShEs?

Deadpool will always be better then Spiderman 
          CHANGE MY MIND