I was once a normal everyday human, going to school and such. But one day, when I visited a lab, a rare breed of spider that was being experimented on, which was also covered in radioactive toxins, bit me, and I gained cool superpowers. I planned on hiding my identity for a while, but now I think I'm ready to expose myself as your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man!

Also, please don't tell Mr. Stark "•_•