Emma. Female writer. Hi.
So you know what you shouldn't do if you're a highly emotional fangirl/fanboy? You shouldn't start thinking about how much alike Sam Alexander and Jim Hawkins are alike cuz I mean
-Dad left them
-Mom is struggling to make money for them
-Love to "skateboard"
-Goes on epic adventure (Sam- training and becoming Nova, Jim- discovering a lost treasure)
-Betrayed while on epic adventure (Sam- Titus [betrayed him and all of Nova Corps], Jim- John SIlver [betrayed him, Captain Amelia, and Dr. Delbert Doppler)
Amusing status updates by me: 
"no mum this isn't just a phase I'm a highly functioning sociopath""Mum go awayyyyy I'm with a boyyy""Twenty pounds says John Watson is gay"
I crush easily and it's really hard for me to get over crushes but if you date me i'll constantly look at other people and lose interest in you quickly like wtf sry
Friend: "Listen to this song, it's great!" *puts earbud in my ear* Me: "It's not Fall Out Boy?" *takes out earbud*
I can picture 2/5 of one direction saying hi, a different 2/5 saying hey, and then the lst 1/5 being like 'is it hi or hey?' and Ashton running in saying "THAT'S MY LINE" with the other 3/4 of 5SOS nodding in agreement behind him
i think i'm more invested in my relationships with relationships (ships) than I ever could be with the guy I'll marry
boys became gay like pasta: they're all straight until things get steamy *wink*
PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT: THERE NEEDS TO BE MORE SPIDEYNOVA (Peter Parker/Sam Alexander- Ultimate Spiderman- Cartoon) OUT THERE. WRITE MORE OF THIS. FIND OBSCURE FICS THAT AREN'T TAGGED OR SOMETHING. PLEASE. PLEASE, SEND ME LINKS TO YOUR SPIDEYNOVA FICS OR SOMEONE ELSE'S SO I MAY SHARE THEM WITH THE WORLD. THANK YOU.