Bored? Welcome to the place where I exert the comedic part of imagination! (and some other parts) I always knew I'd die laughing, so I thought I'd share that happy ending with others. Rest in peace you brave readers! ~WARNING~ My stories may contain strong vocabulary, and content too grim for most readers. So as you continue looking please keep in mind I specialize in horror/horror comedy, thankyou for your time, enjoy.