Am I human? No I'm a porcupine
Am I real? Quite possibly not.
I am a female.
I like the color of the moon.
Cheese is great.
I'm afraid of the dark
and people
I'm young
I'm free
I could possibly run for 10 miles
I suck at writing stories so yeah thanks
I am short
I do not like hugs
The moon is my only friend
I want to stab people with spoons
but it isn't very effective whyyy
I wear clothes
I have no soul
Whenever the news comes on, I kick my TV. Go away, Trump.
I don't live in Russia
I live in Canada one of the best countries lol
I want to have a bunch of foxes so I can start an army to go after Trump
I can not sing nor can I dance
Dancing is creepy anyway
my voice also sucks so ya no singing for mehh
I was born in 1990
I thought Alaska was a country
or part of Canada
but it is not
it is part of the US
why
so is hawaii
I love cheese
wai t did i already say that
yes
ok
I can swim in an ocean without holding my breath = dolphin
i need oxygen 
i need food
i need pizza 
please
thanks
doge is not a ded meme
doge is doge
doge is llife
i love life
i hate saying the word "misconception"
here is a question mark "?"
love yoy all bye