@Spilled_My_Tea
PLEASE READ THIS IS IMPORTANT
I'm deciding to move accounts to my new account @Shades_Of_Lee, for mainly personal reasons that I'm not gonna get into. But I'll be bringing most of my stories onto there instead like Criminal Case
Cant say I'm excited for Christmas, or really any holiday in general, the only holiday that matters to me is halloween because nothing traumatizing has happened on halloween for me
Happiness is like pissing your pants, I havent felt the feeling since I was 4
I'm sorry but who gave Dan Howell the right to look attractive in 3d glasses?!
People get butt hurt over me swearing in my books, my job as a writer isn't to use the most amazing words, it's about using the right words and sometimes the right word just so happens to be ass
You know what's fun about being attracted to men and women?
Get absolutely hated on my straight girls but being made a fetish by straight men!
It's such a joy!
Eliza: he's been practicing all day
*earlier today*
Philip: my name is poet
Philip: I am a Philip
There's so much about me that I want to talk to someone about but there's so much more that I need to take to the grave with me which probably won't even be a grave, I'll probably just die in a ditch alone at this point
When my best friend is my succulent plant
My mum can call me a hooker for putting on my robe just to do my makeup so I dont make a mess on my clothes and then will tell me to shut up, call me a bitch, and tell me to fuck off.
But apparently I'm the terrible person?!