WELCOME TO WATTPAD! Nope, I don't work for Wattpad, I'm just the freaky person in your neighborhood that recently escaped from a mental institution. Yay! I get to be the first person to write on the wall of an up-and-coming talented, wattpad writer. Is that ok? I'm going to leave now, if you're sufficiently freaked out. :P Ps. You're dreaming. What! You don't believe me? Pinch yourself. Still not waking up you say? Slap yourself across the face. Hard. Again!