I am Emma, my friend Alyssa is sitting to next to me in school. We were bored so we made this AMAZING page. This is  my life story, so don't judge, or else I will use my awesome powers against you.

Sincerely, Lol

-Dear paranoid people that check behind their shower curtains for murderers, if you do find one, what's your plan?

-Dear parents, we know money doesn't grow on trees, that why we ask you for it!

-Voldemort is like a teenage girl: he has a diary, a special cup, a tiara, a pretty necklace, a pet he adores, and an obsession with a famous teenage boy.

-Hi, spider, nice spider! Come let me pat you with my shoe! Ha ha, spider! Dead spider!

-Seeing a spider isn't a problem; it becomes a problem when it disappears.