My official theme song-
No your mom don’t get it.
And your dad don’t get it.
Uncle John don’t get it.
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And you can’t tell grandma ‘cause her heart can’t take it and she might not make it…
They say:
“Don’t dare, don’t you even go there. Cutting off your long hair, you do as you’re told.”
They say:
“Wake up, go put on your makeup. This is just a phase you’re gonna outgrow.”
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There’s something wrong with the village…