Keeper of the Holy Land

Wattpad really didn't just fucking censor the men out of wo*men*. Are you fucking me with this shit right now. That was an official ad it was in. This isn't fucking Twitter. You really need to put down men just to make your point? Come on. Don't pull this shit on me right now. 

It's spooky day

Eat the brown part of this banana  

Just gonna throw this out here now. Don't expect me to use this account much anymore. If you've got something to send to me, I'll probably respond. But don't expect to see me here of my own accord very often now. 

It's mah fuckin birthdaaaaaayyyyyyy

I've more or less left this account to rot, haven't I. 

Y'all remember that time where Ash Ketchum fucking died?

I keep reminding myself to tell that asshat 2 houses down to chortle my sack whenever I see him next but instead I'm still being a human being and saying "Hi Ian"
          
          Why the fuck did my grandparents have raise me with good manners 

I left a soda can in my room for so long that a spider has built it's web around it and is using the dried up corn syrup residue from the soda to attract flies. I'm proud of him for his ingenuity so he shall be spared. 

Guns don't do shit in anime.