spoondacado

If I ever say “I wish I didn’t go to art school.” It’s code for “I hate art block.”

“Anyways, I heard that the shop owner from down street—“ Campire was gossiping.
          
          “If you shut up right now and get your ass to your job at the morgue, I won’t think about having to pin you down to a coffin.” Human roommate threatened.
          
          Vampire looked at HR before tilting their head. 
          
          “Kinky.”