SpreadYourWings_2006

Bad news: I may be clumsier than I originally thought 
          But the good news: I may be funnier than I originally thought 
          So basically I'm a mess ✌️

Y'know... If someone would've told me this morning that I would have spent half of the day hiding under a staircase at a hospital type thing then I wouldn't have believed you but HERE WE ARE

So my aunt just texted the group chat that my cousin starts highschool next week and my response was "oof, that sucks for him" and after seeing my other family members responses... I don't think that was the answer they're looking for 

So update on the last post... My cousin has to have surgery and I'm freaking out for some reason??? My mom, both my aunts, and my grandma have all had surgery and are fine so my anxiety needs to not 

If I had known my cousin was going to get appendicitis I wouldn't have been so mean to him while playing monopoly yesterday  

Okay so sometime last week my mom and grandma were driving home and they saw something super creepy, It was night and this woman was standing on the side of the road with her arms spread out (not exactly like a T pose but kinda) next to a church. They got home and told me about it and my first question was "Was she wearing white" because of the woman in white legend (she wasn't btw). So today they told my sister (she wasn't here when that happened) and her first reaction was also "Was she wearing white" This is just so fucking funny to me and we also might be cursed... Who knows 

I cannot believe this . So I have a puppy, she's almost 7 months and she's been sleeping in her crate but recently I've started letting her sleep in my bed every once in a while. So tonight is one of those nights. She wasn't super hyper so I didn't think she was going to jump on my face or anything. So I put her on my bed and then leave the room to go to the bathroom and wash my face and when I come back she's on the floor staring at the door. So I walk back into my room and sit on my bed and she WALKS INTO HER CRATE AND LAYS DOWN . I'm so offended. I called her up but she just stared at me for a second then layed down. So I locked it and now she's asleep looking adorable and I can't believe this 

What the fuck is wrong with these people They open the episode to Garcia CRYING How DARE they My precious cinnamon rolls does not deserve this 

REIDISINJAIL REID IS IN JAIL REIDISINJAIL HOW DO I SURVIVE THIS HE DIDN'T DO IT PLEASE 

IT'S HAILING RIGHT NOW?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK?!?!? Guys it's JUNE this isn't normal... ANYWAY I'm thinking apocalypse