Fan fiction is (in my illustrous opinion) the worst form of writing humans have come up with.

FAQ! (Fake Answers and Questions!)
Are you Russian?
No, who would you ask?

What is the meaning of life?
42.

Who is your favorite author?
It varies, right now it is Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night was a good book.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
The Amazon rainforest if it owned a logging company, if not, 2 logs at most.

What is your political affiliation?
I try to be centrist, but I lean towards Chaotic Neutral.

Why can't the Bots get into DropBox?
It's illegal malware, and this app is S E C U R E. -The Emoji Movie

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