I wear purple, cuz I waaaaa.
You cheat me, I cheat you back.
Talent's something that you lack.
Cuz I waa.. (But what does a waaa mean)
Play me in a tennis match.
I'll take you down, cuz you are trash.
Wish we could settle this in Smash,
Cuz I always waaaan.
I'll fill you with such disdain.
Mischief is my middle name.
I'm here to wreak some havoc.
Makes me feel so ecstatic.
They always get in my way.
But today, I'll make them pay.
Cuz I waaaaaa
I'm Waluigi, I just wanna waa.
You can't defeat me, cuz I'll always waaaaaaaaan.
I waaaannnnnn.
You can't beat me, I'm Waluigi.
Lookin' for someone tall and lanky?
Swipe me right.
If you tell me that I'm cranky,
Then I'll start a fight.
'Cuz I know what I'm doing,
Watch me sleuthin'.
Thinkin' bout another way you'll be losin'.
No time for confusion, my evil plan is brewin'.
Consider your happiness downright ruined.
I'll fill you with such distain.
Mischief is my middle name.
Don't call me second banana.
I'll make you cry to your Nana.
They always ruin my day.
But today, I'll make them pay.
Cuz I waaaaaa
Who's that guy? What's his name?
Hope he doesn't come my way.
Who's that guy? Who is he?
It's that loser, Luigi.
(He's a knockoff o' me.)
(SHUT UP WAA)
Don't nobody cheat again.
I don't care how your day's been.
Cross me, and I'll mess you up.
I'm not in the mood, SO PLEASE SHUT UP!
I'm Waluigi, I just wanna waa.
You can't defeat me, cuz I'll always waaaaaaaaan.
I waaaannnnnn.
You can't beat me, I'm Waluigi.
I'm Waluigi, I just wanna waa.
You can't defeat me, cuz I'll always waaaaaaaaan.
I waaaannnnnn.
You can't beat me, I'm Waluigi.